Author's note: Meh, no actually, only accidents have always seemed beneficial to make fun of me himself, who pampered me, and in this case, to return to blogging after a cheesy and mellow wasted intensity and love in the last post. Update: For Medical Students who do please read this, it is an invented story, please do not recreate it at home.
my routine lately has been, for reasons of seek chop off Tampico, a little busy, making travel 2 times per week, while in the sanctuary of my home just for Saturdays and Sundays. The result? 6 kilos less than likely will win this week that prescription is in idle.
was then asked, "What's that you say something you do not want to know and do not even have to do with the post title?" and if they have not done as you want them answered,
priority issues that I decided to stay and not travel on Sunday [in small part because my mother insisted that it did not travel at night "as a drug dealer" (sic), and as it is the wool ...] , my itinerary was to see my girlfriend in college, go to the School to check details of my exam and find a teacher and seeing my girlfriend again, and can be omitted, of course is, a visit to The Faculty of Commerce and Administration
My intention was to do all this from 9 am, the reality: at almost 11 I was waking up. Total tried to be following my normal routine and go to the University when the destination, Newton and treacherous gravel at the edge of the road which made Hindu kneel in Mecca, but with a noticeable sound [as I] crunching: "I won mother I told myself as I sat up and tried to support the foot and picked up my glasses.
For someone of my face, fall and is often a delight worth of advertising youtubesca pupil, which made me think through the pain: "I think nobody saw me, what I do: cry, river or Sobo me?" as I could, I reached the little bench makeshift building blocks closer and sat down, I proceeded, as a good orthopedic physical therapist instructed the internet, to slide my fingers through your ankle gently, that's when I said again "I won mother [take II] because I felt the funny bone of the ankle.
I just fractured his foot [I] down the road on Avenue Monterrey. Hinchadísimo bring foot and I have no insurance. RT please: D
about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
do not know how I came to my house, but not before becoming the terror of all insect and ant on the passing [with one foot, fucking, arrejuntarse the critters and the other crushing]. alarm my [hysterical per se] mother and I set out to make known the fact via the Internet, I had no balance so I was the only way to go, and not piss [more] me.
error fortunate to be born.
If someone wanted to contact me at the hospital, was enough to ask for the fool with the foot injury that did not lose the opportunity to play wheelchair while awaiting being sent to X-ray Total
was not be more than a sprain [meh!] and not a fracture, as to how I saw the foot, I expected to say something like "The foot is weighed apart" or "come to Emergency two? " .
And speaking of toilets, that is another situation where the only thing missing for EPIC PWND is that the paper runs . Nor does it stem from having to climb stairs and feel like you're auditioning for the circus every time you walk up having to use a gallon bottle of bleach to the toilet because you can not move.
Since today is Sunday, and hopefully, it will be tomorrow I removed the splint, but I know I'll have to be relaxed for several weeks, so we do not think in the closet with 360 º difficulty. What encourages me is that I can take advantage of my crippleness, on public transport, in the street, in restaurants and even in public toilets ...
What if I get a stick? : D
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